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a man who likes to digitally diddle and is fed by a vegetarian fedish of little children..almost can be used with babysitter
bobby digital is who we turn to when we want a night out without the kids
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DDS Digital Door Slam
DDS Digital Door Slam
Girl: "Why do you treat me like some dumb sorority girl?"
Guy: "It's not how it looks. I really do care about you..."
Girl: "Well then what's with those pictures of you and my roommate?"
Guy: "Sorry?"
...
Guy: "Hello?"
...
Guy: "Did you just DDS me?"
Girl is offline.
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n. Sexual fettish carried out between two partners, where one partner poops on the other partner's hands.
During the course of foreplay, Tom released a bowel movement in Betty's hands, giving her the most invigorating Stinky Digits ever.
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A tech support person devoid of any analytical or troubleshooting skills. One who reboots, reinstalls, and swaps parts instead of trying to figure out the problem. Also referred to as a "DBF".
The digital burger flipper's been here three times and the printer's still fucked up.
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a pulse of digital information bigger than the universe that eats any thing in its way and is FAT.
Oh shaps its digital phire its going to eat us.
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The art of taking a mediocre (or just plain bad!) image and turning it into a sell-able image through the use of photoshop actions or filters.
With the advent of turd polishers like kubuta, craig, rad and all the other overnight wannabes (and contrary to Butthead, Beavis...) you can polish a turd! They know you have no skill but want you to fork over your hard earned dough in hopes of being the next big hit (it smells like a nigerian make a million internet scam)!
Exposure, Shutter Speed...Blah, Aperture, ISO, white balance...Blah, think with your wallet Jimmy! Don't worry about craft or skill...just make money!
Take that crappy image, spend 5 hours in photoshop with actions and make it "pop"! (not to be confused with the original image which was poop).
A common practice used by debbie digitals and soccer mom photographers to make some money on the side until the kids get in school.
1.) I thought I was going to have to re-shoot that session but with a little kublota digital slop I'm a professional photographer again; wink wink.
2.) Did you see Tim's senior pictures? That Digital Slop made him look like a million bucks!!!
3.) Light meter...blah...who needs one, with digital slop I'm a Vgalleriawanabia!
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a) sad bunch of goth cunts
b) a really smelly shite
im off for a digital end
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eughhh look at that digital end over there
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