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Daisy the dog

Daisy the dog is super dumb

She barks at nothing eats socks

Yodels

Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back

We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real

When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate

Friend< aww she’s so cute can she have babies with my dog
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around

by Crosonte October 18, 2018


summer and daisy

Summer and Daisy are the perfect bestfriends. They are actual goals and are beautiful just the way they are. They are the definition of friendship, the kind where they'll be old and still be doing everything together as two single or married ladies. Everyone's jealous of their relationship and of the fact they are identical on the inside. They both get eachother and are truly soulmates. And they know it.

1: "look at them! They are actual bestfriends goals."
2: "they're just naturally a summer and Daisy match."

by That.torch July 28, 2015


Daisy A

Daisy A has no forehead wrinkles. She loves a GHD (Good Hard Dick) and will always make you laugh. She is honest, so careful and non-judgemental. You 100% want a Daisy as your friend as she will bring you so much joy and so many laughs!

I would love to have a Daisy A in my life !!

by Horse Faceee May 27, 2023


ham on the daisies

when u go ham on the daisies ur going wild and crazy

me: why r u eating so much?
you: im going ham on the daisies

by vera naomi mcbainbridge May 12, 2023


daisy roden

daisy is my girlfriend, my name is tyler

daisy got a fat ass and really nice boobies

i love her

daisy roden means ...perfection, sexiness and much more

wow daisy you are so daisy roden

by daisy roden March 22, 2021


daisys bum

vulupmtious

daisys bum: ugh yum yum

by 69cat69 October 29, 2020


lesbian daisy

lesbian daisy is we’re a small anerexic wog chooses to become lesbian out of self pity. she is apparently an out and out scouser who chill with all the massive town eds. she’s has a bestmate called molly may. she’s is a fucking groc and has a head the
circumference of a testicle. daisy also changes between sexuality’s and on the off chance she gets coloured by many big black man she will take a cock slap to the face and then make glorious passionate love to there 10” schlongs the dirty slerg.

hey man u see me demolish that lesbian daisy last night
real good fuck

by maria destroyer July 12, 2021