Daisy the dog is super dumb
She barks at nothing eats socks
Yodels
Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back
We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real
When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate
Friend< aww she’s so cute can she have babies with my dog
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around
Summer and Daisy are the perfect bestfriends. They are actual goals and are beautiful just the way they are. They are the definition of friendship, the kind where they'll be old and still be doing everything together as two single or married ladies. Everyone's jealous of their relationship and of the fact they are identical on the inside. They both get eachother and are truly soulmates. And they know it.
1: "look at them! They are actual bestfriends goals."
2: "they're just naturally a summer and Daisy match."
Daisy A has no forehead wrinkles. She loves a GHD (Good Hard Dick) and will always make you laugh. She is honest, so careful and non-judgemental. You 100% want a Daisy as your friend as she will bring you so much joy and so many laughs!
I would love to have a Daisy A in my life !!
when u go ham on the daisies ur going wild and crazy
me: why r u eating so much?
you: im going ham on the daisies
daisy is my girlfriend, my name is tyler
daisy got a fat ass and really nice boobies
i love her
daisy roden means ...perfection, sexiness and much more
wow daisy you are so daisy roden
lesbian daisy is we’re a small anerexic wog chooses to become lesbian out of self pity. she is apparently an out and out scouser who chill with all the massive town eds. she’s has a bestmate called molly may. she’s is a fucking groc and has a head the
circumference of a testicle. daisy also changes between sexuality’s and on the off chance she gets coloured by many big black man she will take a cock slap to the face and then make glorious passionate love to there 10” schlongs the dirty slerg.
hey man u see me demolish that lesbian daisy last night
real good fuck