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When you get too depressed to jerk off. Usually used when someone regularly jerks off.
Guy 1: "Did you jerk off last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I had depression dick."
This is not mostly known among people...but this is when your suffering depression and hides it with a smile...the fake smile is like your audience mask and you take it off when your by yourself...this type of depression if more dangerous than other types because most type don't have the energy to actually do it...but when people have smiling depression they actually plan it out and we'll try it...
This girl can be smiling and laughing but behind her mask she can be suffering from smiling depression...she can be broken and crying out for help...but how do we know what's she's carrying?
Don't judge people by there smiles....the prettiest smile hides the deepest secret...the prettiest eyes had cried the most...the kindest hearts have felt the most pain...
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Remorse following the act of flatulating. Cause can be various. E.g., one tries to flatulate but soils one's underwear as well (see shart); one's flatus turns out to have an unexpectedly unpleasant quality (usually strength or abundance); (most common) an attractive person approaches after one has flatulated, leading to panic and lost opportunities for flirtation and/or sex.
The boys had fun horsing around in the car on the freeway until one of them sharted. There was nowhere to stop. Their laughter died out and postfartum depression kicked in.
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the opposite of the Runner's High; the sadness runners feel during extended periods of not running; after distance running, runners become happy on the endorphines their brain releases, so the lack of running and lack of endorphines causes a feeling of depression
Stephanie had Runner's Depression after her track season finished.
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When you’re in Florida and you’re depressed.
“Kirby I’m suffering from tropical depression.” - Leah
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When two or more people argue over who has a worse life. Most commonly used by 12-14 year olds in an attempt to make one person feel better, but usually ends up in fierce and unnecessary arguing.
12 year old: I'm so sad, my boyfriend broke up with me.
Other 12 year old: At least you're not me, I got cheated on.
12 year old: Yeah but he slept with me, and yesterday my dad lost his job.
Other 12 year old: Jesus Christ, I have it worse, I got my power shut off yesterday and we're going to lose our house.
12 year old: This isn't the Depression Olympics, I obviously have it worse.
Other 12 year old: No! I do! You should be happy that you aren't me!
{Keeps Escalating}
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The absense of school making you feel like you have no friends and no life.
Kind of like a summer version of Winter depression
Jack: Hey, are you crying?
Jill: Yeah, I got a case of summer depression and remembered I have absolutely no friends
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