When one takes a diarrhea shit in the snow making a shit flavored snow cone. Can be served a variety of ways but typically in a gas station style cup. May require a spoon if the shit is too thick for a straw. Not to be confused with a Detroit Snowball
Dude A: You hungry?
Dude B: No man, my girlfriend just made me a Detroit Snow Cone.
Dude A: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude B: That shit was filling, even had nuts in it.
Dude A: She must really love you.
When you’re eating cereal and you finish it all, you get brtutus’ minigun, put it in your butt and then shit in the bowl, and spread it all over you’re partner until they look like a teddy bear
Last weekend me and Gracie hit the ole’ Detroit Teddybear. Let’s just say it was a great time
When you fuck a girl with a dildo while she taking a shit
That crazy bitch wanted me to give her a Detroit dumptruck
The sexual act of having sex from behind and before you cum stick one thumb in her but and she comes up and sceams you ejaculate in your other hand and slap her in the face with it
I was free until I gave her a Detroit blizzard and now I'm on a list
When you take a massive dump before a steaming hot shower and you smell up the whole house.
Man it reeks in here! Did you just take a detroit steamer?
.The cock of a man covered in fecal matter after a person rides it
My man gave it to me good last night-Detroit tombstone good
Once upon a time, there was a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Detroit Michigan. Welcome to the stage, Trixie Mattel!
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