DIJF? (or Did I just fart?)

DIJF?, Did I just fart?; A retorical question that often follows a room clearing event. Also a situation where the total unpopularity of a person might leave them with the notion that a stinker must be present.

Alternate applications may include;
DIJS-T?; Did I just shit?
DIJP-K?; Did I just puke?
DIJO-G?; Did I just orgasm?
DIJD-I?; Did I just die?
as the case may be...

Lee; Man, I was down at the town hall meeting and suddenly right in mid sentance, there's like, nobody listening. So I turn around and theres almost no one in the entire room.
Tony; Happens to me all the time. Right when I'm in the middle of a great rant, it's like solo-meo time.
Lee; So I'm wondering, Did I just fart?
Tony; Yeah well next time let one just for the satisfaction, get your DIJF? worth.

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what did i just watch?

An overly used phrase popular on YouTubes comment section. Often used after someone watched a weird YouTube video.

“What did I just watch?” ... the comment usually gets thousands of likes.

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what did i do wrong

Search up this question

You: what did I do wrong

Me: live

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i did i t again

when billie eilish broke her own record on instagram to reach 1,000,000 in under six minutes.

Billie Eilish: *breaks record*
Billie Eilish on her story: “i did i t again”

did your sports team lose?

This a way to say “are you on your period?” to a man.

It means your being really emotional right now and I’m going to blame it on your sports team like you blame my emotions on my menstruation.
Meant to be said to misogynistic, straight men.

Wallet: As if you know anything about politics. Politics is for men.
You: Did your sports team lose?
Wallet: What?
You: Well you’re being really emotional so I thought was one of those days...

did bush do 9/11

bush did 9/11 because it was an inside job. for example,1. the standard jet fuel in the U.S. has a burning point of 980 degrees. the standard steel beams have a melting point of 2,800 degrees. 2 right before the planes hit, there was a loud bang noice from the floors below. 3. World Trade Center 7 had fallen by itself. even though it wasnt hit in particular. 4. Illuminati

Guy 1: Did bush do 9/11?
Guy 2: damn right he did.

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Did I drive you away

When u think ur the reason the person is leaving/left, thinking its all your fault, news flash, it isn't, if they dont want to stay, dont hold onto them, its for the best

A: Did I drive you away?
M: what do u mean?
A: was i the reason u left?

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