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On a diet when you see food and you eat it.
We are in a see-food diet to have an excuse for eating so much.
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-a Pop Tart with the edges broken off so just the delicious, fruity middle part is left.
Guy 1: Dude?! Are you eating a Pop Tart? I thought you were on a diet? Those things have like 200 calories per tart!
Guy 2: Nah it's cool. It's a diet Pop Tart...no crusts!
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1. enough food to only last for one week of the entire month
It's the food stamp diet, you oughta try it; get peaked and whi-et!
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A diet of broke boys who can only
Supply weed and liquor for survival. They can't take their significant other to fancy restauraunts because they can't afford it.
Me: hey Ashley , you should double date with me and Ron.
Jenny: I can't. My boyfriend has me on a broke boy diet
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A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:
60 ounces of filtered water
12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup
12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice
1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder
I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)
I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.
Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!
Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?
Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!
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Losing weight due to lack of funds or financial difficulty. Participant in this diet usually eat Frootloops for 8 straight meals in a row.
At first we thought he was strung out on something but then we were told he had lost his job last week and was on the Oliver Twist diet.
Coke and Cock. Mixed drink containing 12oz of Coca-Cola and 3 shots of Fighting Cock Whiskey.
What are you having?
I'm drinking the Porn Star Diet.
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