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don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

by macinlor February 19, 2016


A squabble of rinky dinks

A common term for a pack of cigarettes

You got a squabble of rinky dinks on you?

by Rinkydinkenjoyer July 2, 2021


Whatever Sinks Your Dink

a spicy alternative to whatever floats your boat

person 1: you should run over that limp squirrel

person 2:NO, you penis I'll run over the downy woodpecker

person 3: whatever sinks your dink!

by yona420 November 15, 2020


dink tank

donovan mcnabb suckin dick at quarter back

god damnint fuckin dink tank threw another interception

by liam shea December 22, 2008


Dink Hole

A classic idiot, otherwise known as a jerk or a person who ignorantly assumes. Or kinkshames.

Hunter was such a dink hole after brooming that chick like that.

by WolvesOfTheGreenForest April 24, 2016


dink his donger

When you take your pinky finger and stroke his penis until he finishes.

I went over and he wanted me to dink his donger

by hahehehehehe February 12, 2018


dink ink

The same meaning as "tramp stamp" but for dudes with no imagination.

"Yo, you check out Ryan's new dink ink?"
"Of course, but the guys dumb. Who else still gets tribal tattoos?"

by ErkTehJerk June 4, 2014