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When promises or prior arrangements are broken or not kept despite protestations.
He/she has said they're going to join us, hopefully they're not doing a Jonno and not going to show.
Shitting oneself, especially on Camden High St.
"I drank so much last night that I ended up doing a Woodruff on the way to the cinema"
A piece for middle school string orchestra that a few stupid boys got obsessed with after their high ass conductor added lyrics to it. The general idea is that there's fire and it's bad. The beginning goes D4-.D4D4-C4-Bb4-A4 then again an octave higher and again once more. The conductor used the lyric "I see fire over there" for this part. One of the boys about a year later added a new part d2d2 that he said was the basses saying ok.
John Adderson : "I see fire over there"
Simon O'Connor: "D2D2"
(Andrew Green and Kaleb Clark walk up)
John Adderson: "Look simon it's dos Fuegos"
1 - When you hurt someone, normally by accident, but even realizing what you've just done you fail to stop and help, leaving the the other person to die.
2 - When you see someone injured or dying and pretend you haven't seen and just ignore it, leaving the person to die.
You should go to jail if you do a chinese.
Search on google for: "chinese toddler hit and run"
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Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.
"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"
Announcing that you intend to do something but then pull out at the last minute much to the annoyance of everyone involved.
Person 1: Hey, would you like to move in with me?
Person 2: Of course.
Day before moving in-
Person 2: Oh I can't move in, i'm a complete bastard.
Person 1: 'Doing a Mace' I see, no more being alive for you!
(Person 2 is beating to death with a hammer as Person 1 is very annoyed)
When you do something completely unnecessary... usually spending far too much money and time in the process. It may involve hiring expensive but low qualified consultants to "strategize" for a couple of days. The finished result will be declared with much fanfare to a company, only for the employees to groan collectively and be asked to be left alone to get on with their jobs.
Did you see the new "People = Winning" slogan... he's definitely doing a JJ