Random
Source Code

don't pity me

stop feeling bad or remorse for me.

Marshall:sorry about what happened to you and your boyfriend
Selena:oh don't pity me

by heroindaughter October 18, 2019


don't Dallas that shit

To fuck up, fail, or other wise suck at life.

Hey man good luck on your test don't Dallas that shit tomorrow.

by Lam3Ducky February 2, 2019


don't go to Walmart

A snarky way of saying "stay on target". (Since Walmart and Target are the two big department store chains in the US, saying "don't go to Walmart" is meant to conjure up the familiar phrase "star on target". )

While Jasper works with Becky on their joint science project, constructing a psychodelic ant farm, Jasper says "Hey I think the new Taco Bell on 4th street gets the order right more than any place in town."
Becky responds by handing him the super-glue and says "Jasper, don't go to Walmart on me."

by valleylad December 12, 2014


Don't tell Amy

a prase that is used when one does something that they do not wish another person to know of

Mark: tapes Ethan to the wall "Don't tell Amy"
Ethan: laughs nervously

by Chaotic Crow July 27, 2021


don't follow the idiot

What you say to someone when you want them to think for themself and not do the easy or comfortable thing

She told me she was in a relationship for a long time and was not in love but would not end it since she was comfortable, so I told her don't follow the idiot end it and be happy

by @dontfollowidiot January 5, 2014

4👍 -1👎


Don't Teach Me

When you refuse to take orders from someone else.

Your doing it all wrong. Don't teach me bruv!

by cornersofa September 25, 2018


Don't "we" me!

What you say when someone uses the "collective we" to lump you in with a national government or some other entity whose actions you don't approve of.

1st person: We pretend it's about fighting for democracy in one country, and then we're like supporting a dictator in some other country. Man, our foreign policy is really messed up.

2nd person: Don't "we" me! It's not my foreign policy, it's the government's.

by Emmanuel X. Goldstein February 10, 2013