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wonky donk

A person who is being silly/stupid.

You’re such a wonky donk, Rodney!

by charles.t March 17, 2023


donk market

A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.

Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"

Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!

by TGW75 September 7, 2010


Snooze Donk

One who loves to take naps, sleep a lot, or “snooze”. Also sometimes a donk

You are definitely a snooze donk

by Medonk March 20, 2020


zeb donk

a child that is only happy whilst in a door bouncer

Fred: look at her bouncing
George: What a zeb donk!

by glitter junkiee April 19, 2009


Donking

To be lazy or slow

Stop donking and help me load the truck

by The random guy 98 November 22, 2020


Donking

Act of having sex. Famously coined by the late Luca Donko Pavan in 2014

Eric: ‘Where you been Luca?’
Luca: ‘I been donking on somebody’s daughter.... eeeeooorrrrreee’

by DonkoBoy42069 January 5, 2021


Donking

Act of having sex by guys with absolutely massive donkey dongs. Tennis player, Luca ‘Donkey’ Pavan, coined the term back in 2014

Eric: ‘Where you been, L-Dogg?’
Luca: ‘I been donking on somebody’s daughter... eeeeeooooorrrrreeeee’

by DonkoBoy42069 January 5, 2021