A person who is being silly/stupid.
You’re such a wonky donk, Rodney!
A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.
Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"
Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!
One who loves to take naps, sleep a lot, or “snooze”. Also sometimes a donk
“You are definitely a snooze donk”
a child that is only happy whilst in a door bouncer
Fred: look at her bouncing
George: What a zeb donk!
Act of having sex. Famously coined by the late Luca Donko Pavan in 2014
Eric: ‘Where you been Luca?’
Luca: ‘I been donking on somebody’s daughter.... eeeeooorrrrreee’
Act of having sex by guys with absolutely massive donkey dongs. Tennis player, Luca ‘Donkey’ Pavan, coined the term back in 2014
Eric: ‘Where you been, L-Dogg?’
Luca: ‘I been donking on somebody’s daughter... eeeeeooooorrrrreeeee’