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Humping someone with your clothes on.
Joe costa was dry humping scott just last night.
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When a man surprises his partner with sudden penetration with no foreplay. Sometimes painful but always enjoyable.
I had a huge morning wood and there she was, so I Dry Hammered her while she was asleep.
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When a man's balls hang lower than his boxers and all can see them.
He was dry bagging in the locker room.
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The vaginal secretions crystal-like formations that set in on the outer skin of the penis after a long, hard nites sex.
"I should ov taken a shower LAST night. I woke up this morning with sarah's dry ice on me."
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The most satisfying wipe job performed for rectal cleansing post defecation. To dry wipe, one pinches a clean turd and the subsequent wiping of the ass results in the toilet paper being clean and "dry" and free of any fecal remnants.
Roger was already running late for work but he felt the urge to take a dump before embarking upon his long commute to the office. Fortunately for Roger and his high fiber diet, he was able to pinch off a clean loaf and was able to dry wipe thus saving him valuable time.
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When you splooge so much, you run out of splooge
When World of Warcraft came out, I got so excited and splooged so much it was eventually dry splooge.
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Noun. What is received by a woman when a man surprises her by putting his cock in her butt without any lubricant
Anne has been acting all high and mighty lately, so I gave her a dry pickle last night to keep her in her place.
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