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Dutch Parachute

When a group of people smoke marijuana under a blanket, much like "dutching" up a car. In the same aspect of "Hot Boxing" a small room. But all partipants must be under a seemingly large blanket and all smoke must be kept within the blanket. Limitless partipants long as you have a blanket big enough. Caution under the blanket gets quiet warm.

Josh: "Dude, I Only Have A Bit Of Weed."

James: "Dude, Well Just Dutch Parachute That Shit."

by Sir Cuttin Sickness May 18, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


dutch fuck

to light a cigarette from the ember of anothers' cigarette.

I lost my lighter, give me a dutch fuck, would you.

by stanko korov November 16, 2007

62๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


emily "dutch"

the hippest foxcroft girl around. a totally awesome hound with her heart set on every woodberry alum... likes to dance in hallways to julio in the schoolyard and obsess over grey-sweatshirt-boy. has odd cravings for swedish fish and being organized. a true academic slut who just wants to sail on her boats she doodles in geometry class.

emily: whatev, heck yes!
madiera girl: who is that?
woodberry boy: omg its emily eldredge! shes a living legend.. umm hey i gotta go...
madiera girl: whats with these foxcroft girls, they are always stealing my men...

by manest January 22, 2005

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Dutch Flamethrower

Dutch Flamethrower (N);

The process of doing a "Dutch Flamethrower"

1. Eat anything that makes you get the squirts (A.K.A, diarrhea, liquid shit, "the wet shit", see shit for more)

2. Select someone either in close proximity, or someone sleeping

3. Drop the pants, spread your cheeks and push like you giving birth through you ass.

4. Your shit should have a few feet in spread, and a range of a couple of feet so expect to get some other people as well.

What is a "Dutch Flamethrower?"
A Dutch Flamethrower is almost like a 12 gauge shotgun, but instead of shooting metal pellets, your shooting "organic" bullets. It is actually possible to light this on fire for extra effect, be careful though, it may travel up to your shit barrel and scorch it to hell. (No one likes a blistery ass hole)

Where did is come from?

The Dutch Flamethrower came from WW2. Were civilians fought guerrilla warfare with the Nazi's. The would climb up to the top of a building and follow the steps given above. But when distance is greater, it makes it into smaller pieces, which is easier to get inside you body. So they would shit on Nazis as they passed below, and they were getting killed by shit infection.

"LOOKOUT!!! DUTCH FLAMETHROWER INCOMING!!!!!!

by RyAnH1 April 15, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dutch Route

After being declined Anal Sex, you might consider a "Dutch Route": Slipping on an Everlast condom backwards, hitting it from behind until the vaginal passage numbs out, then carefully pulling out while managing to leave the condom in; Once out, you again put an Everlast condom on backwards, then slowly insert into the anus. Numb, she will not know exactly which hole you're dogging her in. Success!!!

She wouldn't let me pound that ass, so I pulled a Dutch Route in that shit!

by AuraliusIAm July 11, 2011

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Dutch Man

A guy with a seriously big cock.

Holy shit, look at that dutch man!

by somedude October 29, 2004

102๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


double dutch

a game using two jump ropes that swing in opposite directions

We played double dutch in front of my house yesterday.

by StephBoogie September 12, 2003

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