Dylan is the gayest guy you will ever meet he wants to eat Shaqs butt With a huge. Spoon if you ever meet Dylan and you are a guy keep him away from your arsehole
Someone touched my arse it was probably at Dylan
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An awesome guy that gives the most love and has the best personality and also makes you feel so beautiful....He also has a big dick and a sexy bodyβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Dylan is a good lover and has a big dickπ
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a fuckn dickhead who doesnt give aiden the good cheese and salami role and is a god in bed with his big ass willy that slays the ladies and leaves them sore for ages
Damn my pussy hurts, must of got fucked by a dylan
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i'm going to tickle your toes.
Dylan says: I'm going to tickle your toes
Girl Says: You look like a button
Dylan Says: I skipped school to get my sack right
Girl Says: You look like a pineaple on a tree come skip my sack right now
Dylan says: Okay you potato fucker baby girl
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A nice guy who likes memes a LOT.
Ex: Oh god Dylan is gonna talk about memes again... RUN BEFORE THE CHUNGUS GETS US
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