eagle fuck

and eagle fuck is when the president fucks something up.

hey im the president let eagle fuck the public while selling public land to oil companies!!! yay

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the screaming eagle

When your fucking a chick on the beach then rub your dick in the sand then continue to fuck her.

Did the screaming eagle on the side walk to some slut while finger banging the shit out of her mudflaps

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american eagle

AE would be the clearance rack at Abercrombie if they had a clearance rack. Everything says something either about California or a Varsity sport. This store is for the prep that can't afford Lacoste, Polo or a real designer brand

Gucci shopper 1: "Hey look at that! It appears that Trina is an official prep wannabe".
Gucci shopper 2: "Trina can't afford Abercrombie so she has to go to AE. How pathetic is that? I would rather wear nothing than an AE shirt".

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dry eagle

Bare back no lube

Josh was sore this morning because Randy went in dry eagle last night

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eagle egg

A egg of wondrous power said to give the person who drinks the inside (yolk) extraordinary power (not only physical strength) It was said that Achilles himself was fueled by nothing other than eagle eggs.

Mike became a demi-god after drinking 4 eagle egg yolks.
Mike loves that eagle egg goodness all over his face.

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Eagle Strike

In a video game when someone jumps down and strikes with an edged weapon.

Oh my god, I just eagle striked you with a knife in Call of Duty Modern Warfare.

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perched eagle

When you have a small dick (approximately .5-1.5 inches) that sits Perched on your balls like a majestic eagle

Holy shit Kurt nice Perched eagle

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