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The person I’m getting hard at right now.
Timmy: Like our English Teacher Ms Smith?
Me: Oh yeah, I fantasise about her all the time.
Timmy: What? Not giving you detention?
Me: Nah man, her as my slut.
see ponce and stuck-up and arrogant
i speak the queen's english so i am better than you commoners!
Some gay weed i am forced to pull over the summer. It = bihtc and i hate it.
I have to pull sataic english ivy weed over the summer
or
I smoke engilsh weed over summer
monkies = attack world with english squirrel ivy
R.I.P english means:
1. The person doesn't like english sentence or words like what I am typing.
2. The person doesn't want to talk to you because your typing too fast.
3. You have bad grammar and spelling.
4. Everyone just want to troll you and make you go crazy mad.
Me: Hey dude you know I saw 2 guys feeling sexual feelings
Dude: WTF?! Thats sound cool and gay
Me: Yeah its so good to watch
Me: LIke I want to join them but I m not gay lol
Me: Also after they saw me watching the one that is sitting threw the one that is sitting on his pen-
Dude: Rip Rip Rip
Me: ???
Dude: Rip english.
To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback, in an English accent.
Think of an insult add the word bloody and a bit of cockney and you have an English Roast.
The way the British and the Canadian spell certain words.
This way of spelling was made first therefore, it is considered right to many, whereas the American spelling of the English language is considered wrong because it was made afterwards.
Many people would even go as far as saying those from the United States are spelling things differently because they are lazy and/or uneducated.
An example is how those from the United States spell these words: Colour, Centre, Honour, favourite, odour, etc.
like Color, center, honor, favorite, and odor, etc.
If I had learned to spell them the "Correct" way I probably would have, although I didn't therefore I spell them the American way.
The people from the U.S. today learned to spell these words that way, because some English mofo that moved here in the past didn't like his own language and decided to change it to a way that made more sense to him and the other English mofos that moved here at the time.
Personally, I think "Colour" makes more sense as well as "Favourite"
I'm sorry, but "Centre" makes no fucking sense.
I don't know what people were thinking, seriously.
I hope my disgusting, ignorant American English doesn’t offend anyone too badly. After all, I clearly wasn't educated enough to spell things the "right" way!
"Correct" English spelling: Colour
"Incorrect" English spelling: Color
english spoken by travelers to non-english speaking countries in hope of communicating. generally words are spoken loudly and slowly while making charade-like gestures that indicate the word being spoken.
international english may involve saying, "F-O-O-D", while motioning hand-to-mouth.