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Big pussies who took the Falklands from us, as well as having horrible teeth, always getting beat at futbol by south americans even though they are credited with the invention of the sport. they tend to drink excessively and have small penises. their accents are so grave that you can understand few of them, and those that you can understand you would just like them to shut the fuck up. this includes small 8th graders, excluding women with them name of Sophie.
Jack is a short-fuck, a great example of english people
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A terrible subject, ussually taught in a tiny, stuffy classroom, that is way too hot because of the close proximity of bodies and the heater that stays on too long into summer. most commonly taught by teachers who cannot speak the English language properly and come from a forein country, invloves a lot of nut-eating and Urban Dictionary surfing.
henry: hey dude, im mind numbingly bored and uncomfortable, and i have a strange craving for walnuts.
james: sounds a bit like english lit mate.
henry: OH GOD NO, id rather eat my own shit.
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Didn't use her own clothing to look good in school or college, copied someone else's style. Likes a blow job. Drinks underage. Worries about her boyfriend and other woman and grabs on stuffed things at night. Only ever likes her hair long. Isn't conservative and maybe is even a fucking petafile. Her providers must pet her files. Talks about who's she's associated with to complete strangers. Is pushy and demanding. Cruel to vaginas and doesn't care to her own breath.
That English Teacher is going to ruin Philadelphia please let a male teacher work there instead.
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The person I’m getting hard at right now.
Timmy: Like our English Teacher Ms Smith?
Me: Oh yeah, I fantasise about her all the time.
Timmy: What? Not giving you detention?
Me: Nah man, her as my slut.
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see ponce and stuck-up and arrogant
i speak the queen's english so i am better than you commoners!
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Some gay weed i am forced to pull over the summer. It = bihtc and i hate it.
I have to pull sataic english ivy weed over the summer
or
I smoke engilsh weed over summer
monkies = attack world with english squirrel ivy
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R.I.P english means:
1. The person doesn't like english sentence or words like what I am typing.
2. The person doesn't want to talk to you because your typing too fast.
3. You have bad grammar and spelling.
4. Everyone just want to troll you and make you go crazy mad.
Me: Hey dude you know I saw 2 guys feeling sexual feelings
Dude: WTF?! Thats sound cool and gay
Me: Yeah its so good to watch
Me: LIke I want to join them but I m not gay lol
Me: Also after they saw me watching the one that is sitting threw the one that is sitting on his pen-
Dude: Rip Rip Rip
Me: ???
Dude: Rip english.
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