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Constantly looking for a friend who is lagging behind. Derived from a Summer 2004 Eurotrip in which our group was always looking to see if our friend Evan had lagged behind.
Dudes, time for an Evan check.
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A nerdy man who wears a dress shirt and has pencils and pens in his pocket protecter.He plays Desktop Defender every day, he drinks beer every year, he drinks wine anytime!
Tony:OMG, I GOT 20,000 ON THE WEEKLY CHALLENGE
Evan: I GOT 55,000 BEAT THAT!
Tony: What an Evan Lam.....
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Reid Evans, born Feb. 14th, 1983 in Poughkeepsie New York is known worldwide as the first man to hold the record of bicycle tires changed in one day. Reid changed a record 531 flat tires in 24 hours on April 6th, 2004 in front of two judges from the Guiness Book of World Records. It is said that his hands were bleeding by tire 316, and after he had completed the record, he could not move his fingers for over a week. He has now held the record for well over two years, having not had one single attempt to defeat said record. When asked whether or not he planned to attempt to break this record, he answered: "For the sake of my fingers, I hope I never have to do that again."
Holy Shit! Did you see Reid Evans changing those tires?
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Has a slow pull out game and your guaranteed to get pregnant with him
literally explains Jack Evans as i know him
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Really gay boy who is a want to be amazing basketball player and who everyone hates. Also has a really annoying accent.
Dam we are looking like an Evan Ring, that's gay!!!
A majestic Gazelle running through the fields. Can hit a golf ball 269 with impeccable form. His ass is extremely big
I would love for Evan Nichols to fuck me