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To experience a better life after a relationship has taken its time on you.
To be better off without your ex significant other
Basically rubbing it in your ex's face that you're "the shit" and they're not.
To stunt or show off on your ex-relationship with a significant person, that you're doing better.
Showing your ex that "there are more fish in the sea".
Just won the lottery, watch me flex on my ex..
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1) The one ex that everybody has (or is) that wrote incredible amounts of poetry about you/for you, made playlists about you/for you in hopes that you’d cry to the songs in them, and looked like a sad puppy when you left them/they left you even if you were only dating for a few months.
2) The ex that religiously listened to The Front Bottoms after your relationship and completely changed everything about themselves to distance themself from you.
Bro, I am the front bottoms ex.
From Deus Ex Machina, A Penis Ex Machina is when a sex scene is unnecessarily dropped into the plot of an otherwise decent film or story in order to boost the ratings.
Some sex scenes are vital to plot, but this describes only when they blatantly serve no relevant purpose to the story-telling.
Alternatively, it can be used to describe a twist in the plot of a pornographic film in order to bring about the vital sex scene. When a girl in the plot is constantly refusing sex, and then something triggers her suddenly to lust after the male protagonist, this is a Penis Ex Machina.
Person 1: "I heard the movie we're going to has a spicy sex scene!"
Person 2: "Is it part of the plot, or does it come about through Penis Ex Machina?"
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For all those times you were stuck on the john hoping against hell for that number 2 to just slide out nice and easy and end your misery, this would be the expression used.
Inspired by deus ex machina or basically the idea of a god coming down from the sky to end the story.
"Where is a deuce ex machina when you need one? My meeting starts in five minutes!"
"OMG. It must have been by the sweet atoning grace of a deuce ex machina that I passed that shit."
Ex-Lax is the pill form of the deuce ex machina.
A lyric in 21 savage's "x". Refers to flexing on your old relationship. You are saying you are doing better without them since you have things that were better than that relationship.
I'm just Stuntin on my ex.
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An ex-wife in-law is any former wife of your current husband that he had children with. Your drama with the ex-wife in-law will run far deeper than your other in-laws.
My ex-wife in-law struck again, this time she ruined the holidays for the children.
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the leetage
God of Gods
Men among men
Destroyer of souls
Holy shit, this track is Ex-Core
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