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ARE: typical non-sports gomers who go ga-ga when their sports team surprisingly enters the post-season. They often shells out hundreds and thousands of dollars to buy crapola seats at the nose bleed sections just to show their friends that "I AM A FAN". Aka - Scalpers' Victims.
Dude 1: "Hey! The Colorado Rox has won 20 games in a row - let's go get scalpers' tickets on Craigslist!!!"
Dude 2: "I am a real baseball fan - that means I cheer for the pathetic CUBS. I am no Badwagon Fan, and besides you didn't even go earlier when I had free tix!"
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"Hey don't invite the Yankees fans over, they'll eat all the food"
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Generally defined as a man with <90IQ, confused about sport and nearly always 100% homosexual. An AFL fan will spend about most of their days hating on NRL, the real Australian sport, or other than that, lining up on Welfare Payments outside Centrelink.
What is AFL? Imagine a soccer goal post, remove the crossbar so goals can be shot 10 metres over the top, quadruple the width of the goals and remove the goalie. A typical AFL fan lacks the required skill to kick a goal under such conditions, which even the mentally and physically disabled find easy to achieve. To make the game homosexually friendly, a point is rewarded for missing a goal 50 metres in width, frankly more points should be rewarded for missing goals due the sheer impossibility of the task.
The majority of the AFL fan base resides in Melbourne where straightened hair on men are seen as normal by the populace.
AFL Fan: Fuck bro I missed the AFL grand finals last night!
Real man: Maybe it's cause you're sucking on cock?
AFL Fan 2: I heard AFL is a lot better than watching grass grow..
Real man: Nah mate sounds like you're mistaken.
AFL Fan 3: Fuck I wish there was gay porn where I can jack off with right now!
Real man: You're in luck cunt, the AFL is on.
AFL Fan 4: Which team do you root for in the AFL?
AFL Fan 5: I'll root for a team after you take your cock out of my ass.
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A person that supports a soccer team caled Millwall. These people usually regularly partake in incest. They are often poor and live in caravans. They are the scum of the earth. This type of person is now hard to find as South London is now taken over by blacks.
Your a pikey/tramp/bum/hobo = Your a Millwall fan
Scum=Millwall fans
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(n) A fan of Godzilla monsters and movies.
Anguirus is one of the most popular monsters among G-fans.
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A group of Football fans that like to banter other clubs creative players while their clubs only creative output is from a washed up playmaker creating inspirational tweets.
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A fictional western pop star from who travels to the east in order to confront his muse.
The way you treated that situation reminded me of the fan modine.
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