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Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal July 17, 2015


Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal July 17, 2015


Fair one

A fair one when fighting is fighting a person one on one and not jumping people who actually know how to fight often do fair ones

Example: “fight me in a fair one no jumping !”

by Kashhtoofnnastee September 26, 2023


fair doozies

Fair enough, Fair Do's, Alrighty

I mean Fair doozies

by Deliriousinthemind March 19, 2021


va te faire cuire le cul

a bit classier than "va te faire foutre" (fuck off) and stronger than "va te faire cuire un oeuf" (bugger off/leave me alone)

et bien puisque ça ne te convient toujours pas va te faire cuire le cul ...

by poppadoom September 07, 2023


Science fair

Annoying project that every single school in existence just has to do

Hey the science fair is tomorrow

by BroWhyIsEveryNameAlreadyTaken September 30, 2022


fair hat

An insult that the recipient, nonetheless, agrees with. Often said by the recipient when a particularly insulting piece of criticism is made, in order to disarm the person who lobbed the insult. In effect, acknowledging that the insult is true, in other words, "you got me."

Person 1: Goddamn, every one of you gym rats seems to forget to use the shower after working out.

Person 2: I mean, fair hat, honestly. I suppose I could be more hygienic.

by RobotGoggles June 17, 2024