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N Mythical creature that visits you in the night and gives you a cold. You wake up in the morning unpleasantly surprised.
Yo man, I can't come in to work today.. got a visit from the snot fairy last night.
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When a person makes a wish on a dandelion, the dandelion fairy carries the wish to heaven.
I wished for a new phone, but apparently the dandelion fairy hasn't brought it to heaven yet.
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A mythical creature that slaps woman as they sleep rendering them unattractive. Sister of the girl fairy.
Guy 1: "See that girl over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she looks like she got slapped by the ugly fairy.'
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The fictional character blamed for teabagings.
"Looks like somebody got a visit from the teabag fairy"
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When a gay guy lets his semen dry and it gets all flaky.
Gay guy #1: Hey, I kept some fairy dust from earlier.
Gay guy #2: Sprinkle it all over me! It's so magical!
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A made up story, such as santa claus, the tooth fairy, atheism, etc.
Some fairy tales are just for kids, like the tooth fairy and santa claus.
Other fairy tales are also for adults, like atheism.
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1) wusses from down south
2) people who eat fried chicken
3) people who think northerners are nice (!)
4) upside down xmas decoration
that fookin' frank, he's such a fookin' southern fairy
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