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What I call bubble wrap, because it's so damn sexy.
I could bubble fap to this bubble wrap all night long. *pop*, *pop*.. *pop* *pop*, *pop*... *pop* *splat*
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The kung-fu like art of fapping. Skills related to masturbation.
I had to use my fap-fu techniques to get the ketchup out.
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The act of masturbating in a locker of anykind (P.E, School, Gym, Etc.) It is done by putting your genitalia in your locker and masturbating with majorly attracting a disgusted crowd. It is usually done with a third party tool such as a dildo or a pocket pussy. Or you can go old school with lube and your dominant hand.
*from afar*
Matt: Why is Griffin so close to his locker? It looks like he's trying to pick up a heavy textbook.
Gavin: He's pulling a locker fap.
Matt: I thought he was just making funny faces because he's dicking around.
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A Fapping George is someone who masturbates EXACTLY 69 times a month. No more or no less.
"Ahh that's 69 this month." "You Fapping George."
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Its when you secretly beat off for someone else to find later.
"Every morning I ninja fap in the shower. And my dad thinks thats soap between his toes."
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The act of masturbating to death. Essentially, a knife or other sharp object is held in the hand you fap with, pointy end down. You hold it just far enough up that it leaves small cuts that bleed a lot. The best death faps are long, as you are trying to either simultaneously climax and bleed out, or climax and bleed out quickly after.
Bro, did you here Jason died?
Yeah, but he went out like a legend with a gnarly Death Fap!
Sick dude!
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Using the Alt-Tab combination on Windows machines to hide pornographic images or websites to avoid getting busted by your boss, parents of teacher.
oh balls, I've been alt-fapping the entire morning because my boss walked by everytime I tried watching pr0n.
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