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farmer's blow

also applies to a bloody nose.

In the middle of a football game, he got a bloody nose, so he decided to use a farmer's blow. All the blood shot out and the rest clogged up.

by blubby March 09, 2006


carpet farmer

a man who only has children of the female persuasion.

Justin is a capet farmer because his seed only grows women after a 16 year gestation period.

Thank god Dan is a carpet farmer, i can't wait for the next one to grow up.

by Michael P. Abker March 09, 2006


Melon farmer

A female with massive boobs. most likely named Karinne/ Karen

Greg: Karen is such a melon farmer
Max: I know, her melons are huge!

Karinne is the most well known melon farmer in all of Kansas

by estythebesty November 13, 2009


dirt farmer

the worst job in the world you spend your whole day kicking the floor so dust comes up and you collect and you are paid 1p per kilogram.

'' i work on a dirtfarm all day''

by gangsta boi August 16, 2005


Farmer's Tan

A tan spray applied by a muscular male prostitute in a straw hat. They are all over Craigslist.

Bro, Tom just got a farmer's tan done." "Wow, mang, I didn't know he flowed that way.

by Grand Preacher of Modern Days July 27, 2011


farmer boy

An amazing individual who wears a farmer jacket.
Has long hair just above his eyes.
Smokes cigarettes.
Is lovely.

Look! Is that Kevin the farmer boy smoking on the corner I see?

by Janice Beaverhousing March 30, 2008


Dirt Farmer

Sexual position where the man is titty fucking the girl with a horse-shoe digger in and spits on the tits for lubrication

*girl having digger in optional

Dude I can't believe I did the dirt farmer in my bed last night, it was so messy we had to sleep on the couch

by TheBongMan40to5oclock June 20, 2012