also applies to a bloody nose.
In the middle of a football game, he got a bloody nose, so he decided to use a farmer's blow. All the blood shot out and the rest clogged up.
a man who only has children of the female persuasion.
Justin is a capet farmer because his seed only grows women after a 16 year gestation period.
Thank god Dan is a carpet farmer, i can't wait for the next one to grow up.
A female with massive boobs. most likely named Karinne/ Karen
Greg: Karen is such a melon farmer
Max: I know, her melons are huge!
Karinne is the most well known melon farmer in all of Kansas
the worst job in the world you spend your whole day kicking the floor so dust comes up and you collect and you are paid 1p per kilogram.
'' i work on a dirtfarm all day''
A tan spray applied by a muscular male prostitute in a straw hat. They are all over Craigslist.
Bro, Tom just got a farmer's tan done." "Wow, mang, I didn't know he flowed that way.
An amazing individual who wears a farmer jacket.
Has long hair just above his eyes.
Smokes cigarettes.
Is lovely.
Look! Is that Kevin the farmer boy smoking on the corner I see?
Sexual position where the man is titty fucking the girl with a horse-shoe digger in and spits on the tits for lubrication
*girl having digger in optional
Dude I can't believe I did the dirt farmer in my bed last night, it was so messy we had to sleep on the couch