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invented by Internet phenom Kassem G.
When I want to sound fancy I say I'm drinking flat pellegrino
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When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.
The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.
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when you punch a person in their breast implants so hard that they burst, thus giving their chest the appearance of a flat tire.
I accidentally elbowed her in the left tit and now she has got a flat tire
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When your counting on a friend to show up to meet you or do something with you and they don't show up or come through.
He's such a flat leaver he told me he was coming with us.
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A sex act where the male intentionally loses his erection.
I totally gave this chick a flat tire last night. She was pissed, but at least it wasn't a blow out.
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A penis fart common in old men and related to the queif
That flat jerry hurt a little
i just flat jerried
dude, do you smell that flat jerry
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