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Floor gang members have a microscopic pp and they are known to be the cringiest people on the planet
John is so annoying he must be a floor gang member
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Summit...a dorm hall for the elite group of West Virginia University Students. When we say elite, we mean the most raging acholics and pot heads in morgantown. We even have groupies from other floors and dorms that could only wish they were lucky enough to live on the 8th or 6th floor. Classes never get in the way of our extracurricular activies AKA partyin. The 8th floor girls have formed their own sorority on campus called TTK (Tappa Tappa Kegga). We roll deep and take over Shooters everytime we go out. We know every bar owner, shot girl, bartenders and bouncer working in Morgantown. Everyother girl works at one of Motown's bars. Bedtime is when the sun comes up and waking up to the sunset is a normal day.
ONE LOVE
" I dont remember but i think we had fun!"
Bianca: KT if you are my best friend roll down the life science hill with me (as its raining and it all covered in mudddd!)
Katie: OOOKAY!
Mary: Katie do you remember last night?
Katie: No, but did it look like i was having fun?
Mary: YES
Cory: I'll Choke a BITCH
girls theme song: I am gonna hate myself in the morning but i am gonna love you tonight
Cory: (as a car runs in the back of his car in the Mickey Dee's drive thru and cory gets out...) ITS OOOOOOOOKAY i am way tooo drunk to be driving i will not call the cops! (hair flip)
Shannon: give me my gatorade or i will kill you (a daily bitch when waking up)
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the sacred and traditional pooping grounds(shit spot) of temple university's asian students.
Brief History: was first started by two pioneers who believed in private, clean, and fresh smelling restrooms. After semesters of searching for the perfect spot, the "4th floor tuttleman" was the most luxurious place to take care of "business"
T- "hey man, whats up?"
D- "Just had some korean food.... think I need to run by 4th floor tuttleman :-/"
T- "Yeah? me too!!"
(Hi Five)
D- "Sweet, lets make this quick"
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to interrup the proceedings of Parliament by preventing the MPs from speaking.
Do not cross the floor; let the Parliament run its course.
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A common mistake among homeowners. These types of floors look pretty, but that's their only benefit. They're freezing cold in the winter, impossible to keep clean, and develop squeaks. They also reflect sound whereas carpet absorbs sound. Carpet is also warmer in the winter, and more comfortable.
Damn these hardwood floors; I spent 20 minutes on them with a dust mop, and I still see dust bunnies, not to mention stains, and there's new squeaky spots. Next house I get will be all carpet.
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When your face meets the floor. Often occurs when you have purchased a carton of Smirnoff Double Blacks.
Also used to subtly imply you're going to get wasted. You would only use this term if there is someone around you don't want to know you're going to get inebriated.
B Rad: Shit man, I skulled that six-pack of Double Blacks and had about eighty floor-meetings.
Bettsy: Shatted
or
Dugong: (During church) Yo man, wanna come to a Floor-Meeting tonight?
Bettsy: Why not...Casual?
Dugong: Extreme Casual...
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An act of masturbation where you use large amounts of super glue as lubricant and inadvertantly get yourself stuck to the floor (or wherever you're sitting).
Can involve a partner.
I think I just caught Matt Kentucky Sticky Flooring it in the bathroom.