Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.
Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.
a glory hole through a grass hut
i was so horney in somalia, i stuck my dick in a tribesman's glory
The opposite of the walk of shame. When you leave a hookup or come home late at night or early morning and you are proud, confident, and shining with glory.
I came come this morning and did the walk of glory.
I was not expecting to take the walk of glory today!
What an epic and empowering walk of glory.
When you fart and the only person to smell it is the person across the room
“Timothy just got hit with the trebuchets glory”
When a person hollows out the inside of a tree, and then proceeds to put their erect penis through a hole, in the hopes that a passerby gives them a good time
“Dude, did you hear about Jessica getting Glory Tree’d?”
A beautiful girl inside and out who is funny and fun to be around always supportive and is my bestfriend I love you Pumba
~simba 😘
"glory-eve" -lovable
A shpere made of one innner sphere and one outer sphere. The inner sphere has many glory holes in it with peni in them. the men are forced to cum on one unfortunate person in the middle of the inner sphere. The outer sphere protects the iner sphere as it rolles down a hill.
Guy 1: "Omg! Look at that glory sphere roll."
Guy 2: "I fell sorry for the poor guy in the middle of that."