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n. pl. weird people
Crazy fucks, they think the earth is flat!
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not worth it or the time it took to say (often yelled)
in the time it takes to say fuck it you could have walked away
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when a guy puts his penis in a woman;s vagina.
John fumbled with his keys while holding the flowers he'd bought for his wife lily. it was valentines day. he opened the door to find lily staring straight at him wearing only underwear, with her hands covering her breasts.
"Ive been waiting for you."
Jon smiled nervously.
"I got these-" he held out the flowers but was interupted by lily's outburst. she pushed him on the bed (which somehow appeared) and stripped him down. she rubbed his penis slowly then she wrapped her mouth around it and sucked it until his cum exploded in her mouth. she applied a wet condom to his penis and took off her underwear. She bounced along his big dick until it was ramming smoothly in and out of her vagina.
"Oh yeah baby.... right there.." She moaned, hands full of hair.
John cupped her bottom as he pushed a little harder.
"ooh.. yeah.. uh uhu huh!!! OH GOD shit!!!" They were both reaching orgasm, which carried on until neighbors were complaining. fucking.
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Classic twist of 'Duck duck goose'. Whoever is landed on 'fuck'.. has to run back to the other persons' position - if they are caught up by whoever is 'it' - figure the rest.
Yo, any one up for a sesh of fuck fuck goose (f.f.g)
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an exclamation usually used to mean "affirmative" or "right on!".
In 1995 or so Demi Moore starred in a movie adaptation of the book "The Scarlet Letter". In that story set in New England during the Puritan theocracy times Hester Prynne bears a child out of wedlock. For this she is sentenced to wear a letter "A" on her clothing to denote that she is guilty of adultery. That movie was panned by the critics big time. I read a review of that flick in the entertainment section of a local independent "underground" weekly newspaper. The first thing that the review said was "Fucking A"! Get it?
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What you say when you want a single, according to my niggas Korn
Yall wanna single say Fuck that (Fuck that) Fuck that, Fuck that (Fuck that)
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1. English is a West-Germanic language with latin influences. "Fuck", as many English words, therefore has has a Germanic word root. The German verb "ficken" points to the actual sexual meaning of "to fuck".
2. Interestingly the word made its way back from English to German and changed the use of the word there. Originally, the word was restricted to its sexual meaning. Because of the strong English influence on the German language in recent history, it can nowadays also be used as a swear word.
1. Lass uns ficken! --> Let us fuck!
(ger) (eng)
2. Fuck you! --> Fick Dich!
(eng) (ger)
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