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When you are getting ready to do a girl from behind you take a slightly warmed hot dog and stick it in her vagina instead. You then declare "It's in there!" then you sneak out of the room and wait to see how long it takes until she notices that it's not you.
Chris: I totally gave my girlfriend the franking privilege last night!
JC: Was she pissed when she found out it was a hot dog?
Chris: Yeah, but then I face fucked her and told her to shut up.
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Having sex in an attic.
The Anne Frank is more common in Europe.
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Best prank caller in the world? I think so.
Did you hear about Frank Vaulttackie? He is the best prank caller ever!
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A) A person who tricks young women into having sex with them, by telling him he is a porn executive. In all reality he is not.
B) A kick ass dude who forces women to lick his asshole.
"She licked you asshole, you're such a Frank Wank!" said Jordan.
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The lead pranker for a late-night crank call broadcast hosted on a Ventrilo server called "Doinit4thelulz." He is known for his two most common portrayed characters, "Chris Accordison" and "Rob Louder."
Known by many as "the best mother fucking prank caller of all time, bitch," Frank takes great pride in his abilities to make people "shit brix!11" and "RAGE," while often taking advantage of his skills with social engineering.
His favorite dirty rap song is "I'm black, y'all" and his favorite contemporary classic hit
As of July 8th, his name has yet to appear on one of one of his fans, though Paul Timmons of Sunset Studio Tattoos may or may not have blessed the skin of said fans at this time. As of July 8th, there is a contest being held with virtually no gratification if won for somebody to make a permanent mark which appears to display the name.
Person One: Hey
Person Two: What?
Person One: Hey man we had to take mom off life support..
Person Two: Shut the fuck up, I'm listening to Frank Vaultackie
Person One: But..
Person Two: SHUT THE FUCK UP, HE'S CALLING WALMART!
Person One: B..
Person Two: . . .
Judge: You are found guilty of first degree murder of your father.
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something or someone is franked up when they are fucking things up ,or just plain fucked up.
You franked up the car fuckface!!!
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ex #1 Is it the fank or the beans, son? (retard in the background) Franks and Beans!!franks and beans!!
ex#2 brook brashear doesnt have a frank or any beans!!
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