Steve from minecraft

Tiny dick fella with thicc blocky bitches on his sides while he throws his tiny throbbing dick on a wet zombie while a creeper licks up the cum but always remember no homo 👌👣

Daddy needs steve from minecraft

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Ex from hell

An ex from hell is an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend that is completely insane. They typically try to contact you constantly, and do NOT want to see you happy in a relationship. They will likely do whatever it takes to ruin your relationships, especially when they realize that your new love is significantly better than them.

In most cases, an ex from hell is a girl. She's usually an ugly bitch who feels threatened by your beautiful, smart new girlfriend.

Guy: Ew. WTF?

Girlfriend: Who texted you?

Guy: That ugly skank Sydney, she wants to have sex with me and has no respect for our relationship.

Girlfriend: Ugh, what an ex from hell.

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from hell to breakfast

Farmer's phrase referring to the hours they were out early (sunrise) working in the fields before breakfast.

The time spent working , often in unpleasant conditions, before breakfast. If the work was easy or pleasant, there would be no need for hell reference.

I plowed the new potato field from hell to breakfast.

I worked on the project from hell to breakfast.

I have the hell to breakfast schedule.

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stand from under

Originally an instruction in the British fire service warning firefighters at ground level that something was about to be dropped from above.This term is still in use on the incident ground.
It has evolved to mean someone who refuses to take responsibility when something has gone wrong.

George Osborne did a stand from under after he fucked up the British economy

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Blessed from Behind

When you've done it with your girl in the back door for the first time.

My wife and I finally did it through the back door. She said I was a God. Therefore, she got blessed from behind.

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This comes from inside

The latest fnaf song from The living tombstone

Have you heard This comes from inside yet?
no i don't care about murderous robot bears.

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Orphaned From Behind

To get fucked in the ass so hard that it kills your parents. Also known as getting 'Fucked in the Lineage'.

I wish we were catching up in less tragic circumstances. You see, we're at Jonny's parent's funeral because he was Orphaned From Behind... by my brother.

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