The full MTG

A degree of delusional derangement worthy of Marjorie Taylor Greene. Craziness on par with believing that the Sandy Hook massacre was staged, that Trump is a Messiah sent by God to smite the Democratic child-killers lurking under the pizza parlor, and indeed that he "won" the election. To clarify; that Adam Lanza did not kill any children but that Hillary and Biden regularly do so.

Have you spoken to Lauren recently? She gone the full MTG.

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Full Recovery

A method of negating the dreaded Jovi Punch.

I was Jovi Punched while I was about to eat, but luckily made a full recovery

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Full Circle

To go 'full circle' is to attempt to right one's terrible sleep schedule by pulling an all nighter and then attempting to stay awake the entire day into the next night. It is probably one of the stupidest things I have ever tried.

Jimmy is currently passed out in the bathroom, and its 11 AM. That idiot was trying to go full circle.

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Full Status

Marine Corps terminology and/or slang;

1. Referring to being in a highly intense state of intoxication.

2. The absolute most inebriated one can be while being conscious

(See Obliterated)

GySgt Smith: "How drunk was he Marine?"

Cpl Gavin: "Oh, he was fuckin' Full Status Gunny"

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full throttle

When you rub your phallic organ and ejaculate at maximum capacity at a speed ranging from mach 2 to 5, causing a heavenly spray of white goo and possible internal organ rupture depending on the target. Commonly misused with "maximum overdrive", when you go full throttle you know your dick wont recover for a few weeks. Common symptoms include your balls looking like a deflated parachute for a few days.

I CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER!!! I'M GOING FULL THROTTLE!!!!!
"Jesus Stacy, what happened to your face?"
"Chad went full throttle on me last night."

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Full Dyke

When a bisexual female shows more lesbian tendencies, to a point which is similar to that of Super Saiyan

Friend A: I am bi.

Friend J: No, you so full dyke.

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Full Pocahontas

A shaming that involves an Indian marker facial, antiquing with baby powder, and a bare ass to the face.

Scotty passed out after the Around the World party so Speakerbot decided to give him a Full Pocahontas

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