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You tryed to type google.com but you're qwertylexic so you typed google,com by accident.
But luck for you, the internet is retard proof so it will take you to google.com.
YAY!
Normal Person: Go on google for me a sec I wanna search
something.
Retard: (Tries to type google.com actually types google,com) Crap! I put a comma instad of a full stop. FML!
Retard: Ohhh... wait it works anyway! <3
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1.)Google penalizes a website for buying and selling links.
2.)Google penalizes a website for being misleading such as having stealthy links or scripts.
I got Google slapped for selling links to a website selling Viagra.
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A person who goes on google looking for quotes to tweet on their twitter and pass off as their own thoughts.
Chad: Dude I unfollowed Rick on twitter, and you should do the same.
Tom: Why? What's wrong with him?
Chad: All he does is tweet quotes from google and pretend he made them up like me and his other 30 followers are stupid.
Tom: Ugh, he's such a Google and Tweeter.
Chad: Right, google and tweeters have no room on my timeline.
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The act of placing your testicles on your lady friends eyes to resemble goggles worn in a sandy desert.
I hacksawed your mom's ass last night and finished with some arabian googles.
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a measure of one's level of skill in using the Google search engine in order to find needed (usually worthless) information
"My Google-Fu is better than your Google-Fu."
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When some is bored on the computer and they're just aimlessly Googling random shit to pass the time.
The class was so boring, half the students were soft googling on their laptops just to stay awake.
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