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Judge Taylor was disciplined coz he got caught in his chambers having a gentleman's wash from a cleaner. She was on her knees when the court usher walked in. Twat, never locked the door.
A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.
"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"
A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.
"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
noun:
A manly alcoholic beverage made with vanilla vodka & cream soda enjoyed by gentlemen.
I need a drink that really speaks to men...something MANLY,you know? How bout Vanilla vodka & cream soda...we can call it "the Gentleman's Frenzy"
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Man, that Max REALLY knows how to suck down those Gentleman's Frenzies! It's like he's never had vanilla vodka & cream soda before.
A Gentleman's Rest was once used primarily in the Victorian era when clothing was thicker and heavier.
As a Gentleman went about his business, he would find that his more intimate areas would become sweaty.
To avoid chaffing and sweat rash, a Gentleman would go to the 'airing cupboard' (which was a small well ventilated room within the house) to make use of his 'Gentleman's Rest' which consisted of a long stick, atop of which was a decorated shelf.
In America they used to refer to this room as the 'Rest Room' and is where the modern day term originates.
The Gentleman would remove his little Gentleman from his garments and rest himself upon this shelf to air himself out and naturally dry away the sweat.
Common decorations for the 'shelf' include Mermaids, Ophelia's arm, a slender female leg and Persephone's pony-tail.
Though popular at the time, only a known handful have survived to this day and are highly collectible in the art world and is commonly confused in its appearance with that of the common walking stick.
The earliest known example dates back to 1874 and whilst it is in poor condition it is still a beautiful piece.
Pardon me mater, I have to make use of my Gentleman's Rest in the airing cupboard.
A marine that has seen combat wears his cover tilted to the side ever so slightly.
Pog: Why does he wear his cover to the side?
Grunt: shut up pog. Its a gentleman's tilt.
Another word for jizz
she got ma gentlemans tonic all over her face!