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Using the force of a gorilla behind a thump of your appendage upon another person's head.
Last night I took out my Wang and gorilla thumped this girl's forhead.
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Synonym for tea bagging. Often associtated with Halo (used to taunt in this case)
Let's gorilla jump that spawn killing assmaster.
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"That chick I almost fucked last night had a gorilla volva
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vanilla gorilla
va·nil·la vuh-nil-uh or, often, -nel-uh go·ril·la guh-ril-uh
noun
1. An exotic, well proportioned, powerfully built, human-like creature; often mistaken as a man. No known proof of where the "vanilla gorilla" originated from currently exists. Only one "vanilla gorilla" has been sighted.
2. Highly desirable creature with flawless skill; especially when involving sex or money. - Domineering and self absorbed; speculated to believe it is the ruler of all.
"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"
"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."
"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"
"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."
"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
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A state of anger one reaches when they realize they have screwed up and can't admit they are the one to blame.
Causes someone to shake violenty, foam at the mouth, shout, and appear to turn into a gorilla.
H: Wow! Diane is crazy! She looks like an animal!
Vincent: Yeah! She went straight gorilla mode at your house!
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First, prior to the “encounter,” shave off your pubes and save them in a bag. Then, while receiving a blowjob and at the moment of orgasm plunge your penis as far as it will go to make her gag and for you to orgasm at the same time making her shoot her sperm through her nose (like a white dragon). Then take some pubes out of the baggie and throw them in her face (like a gorilla face) and yell “Gorilla Monsoon!” This is a tribute to the late wrestler/commentator.
We got back from the arena and this chick was all up on my nuts. I let her take the trip and gave her the Gorilla Monsoon. She probably won't be back...
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