arroyo grande

Literally "Big Gutter," Arroyo Grande (or AG) is a great place for a nice ethnic family to settle down and pick strawberries into the wee hours of the morning. Not far from some great places like Pismo Beach, Paso Robles, Atascadero, and Santa Maria. Also home to plenty of drunk chicks with tramp stamps.

I'm so tired from pickin berries all the live long day in Arroyo Grande.

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huevos grandes

Somebody that hasn't come for a while so nothing can calm him down, except dropping a load or getting a blow job. So he's so desperate and crazy he'll do crazy stuff like rock climbing without ropes, is constantly scratching his big balls, doesn't stop talking about anal sex and not being gay, and thinks he's on top of the world (with his hairy balls, obviously).

That guy has is going to get into trouble someday with his huevos grandes

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grande beacho

big dick

your man has a grande beacho

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Grand Teton

Hard working father who wants to relax in his chair when he gets home from work.

The Grand Teton is done with work and headed home to play card games on his computer.

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grand wagoneer

Also known as a "foot job". A grand wagoner is when one person uses two feet to jack off someone else's dick.

My girlfriend gave me a grand wagoneer last night.

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Grand Piano

A term used to describe the humongous size of your phallus relative to other skinnier body parts, such as the fingers.

I may have piano fingers, but that's because I have a grand piano to play with.

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Grand Slam

When a guy is able to have sex with all the sisters and mother of a family.

Did you hear Dave hit a Grand Slam, he had sex with Sara, her mom, and sister (separate occasions).

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