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dick griffin

a person that is a jerk and very inconsiderate and rude

Man do you see that jerk over there hes such a dick griffin

by Marktroy December 16, 2023


Jonathan Michael Griffin

Herpe having Cordova white boys with more street tats than brain cells

Can you believe he Jonathan Michael Griffin’d her? Ikr, now she has that sh*t for life bro

by uknowhoh0 November 25, 2021


the griffin

another word for head

James is getting the griffin tonight

by bigDmoney16 May 1, 2021


Griffin Scott

Griffin Scott is a ginger with no pubes and doesn't clean his pocket pussy after use.

I fucked this chick and she was a Griffin Scott. She had no pubes.

by poopypoopymilli February 19, 2016


Griffin Munro

A gay fagatorial cunt. Don't leave your dad in a room with him or your parents marriage is gone. He will fuck any male creature as he is essentially the god of gay niggas. He will lick your toes and shit into your mum's pussy (The shitting pussy sex move is a one in a lifetime occurrence that griffin makes). Other than when he's raping you in small child size car he's being a pedo in the small town of somewhere that I do not muvafuckin no niggi niggi nigga.

"Dad nooooo don't shut the door, griffin Munro is in there"

by Bigtitlova July 2, 2020


Mayo Griffin

When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.

- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!

If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.

The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧

by theblackadder March 2, 2023


Griffin Sized Penis

Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.

My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.

by GRIFFINISHOT69 November 24, 2021