Gum on my leg

Pulling one's testicle out of shorts, boxers or underwear and stretching the sack and holding the stretched sack with thumb to the inner thigh and then stating to someone in close visual distance that you've got gum stuck to your leg.

"Hey honey (or friend/girlfriend), I have gum on my leg!"
Frank stood there with his left testicle streched down to his knee showing it cleverly and proudly to his wife.

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Bubble Gum Alley

When you are going down on a drunk girl from a California frat party, you gently slip the gum from your mouth inside her. You then insert your cock, kind of like a ramming rod on a Civil War cannon to make sure its in their tight. She then queefs and pops the bubble gum in your face.

Justin knew this chick from the sorority house next door was down for a Bubble Gum Alley....I mean what wasn't she down for.

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Bubble Gum Choke

When a man stretches his balls and scrotum(similar to stretching a chewed piece of bubble gum) around a females(or a mans) neck and chokes the bitch.

Last night, I bubble gum choked a bitch with my large scrotum and balls.

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Cock Bubble Gum

The unsightly, flappy skin on an uncut penis.

Tiffy: I like, totally went down on his cock bubble gum!!

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Grammy Gum Job

When your granny takes out er TEETH! (dentures) and gives a young man with a cock a blow job. AKA grammy gum job.

old lady walks into my room and she gets horny and pulls her dentures out and un-zipz my pants and starts deep throatin' and swallowing my cum. boys and girls, that's what a GRAMMY GUM JOB is!

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Gum rape

When you are trying to rape someone, and you don't have a condom, so you take out gum, and make a make-shift condom out of it, and rape the victim anally, vaginally, or more preferred orally, or a combination of two or more

I didn't have a condom, so I raped that bitch's mouth with my make-shift gum condom. It was a total gum rape

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bubble gum machine

A Highway Patrol Officer, derived from when the siren on a HP car was a single strobe and looked like a bubble gum machine.

Looks like the bubble gum machine done hit the jackpot (He pulled someone over).

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