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A school in Cherokee county, Georgia. This school has a few good teachers, but some who are dumb as shit and have a tough time reading answers out of their teacher edition books. There is also an abundance of stupid rednecks who are just outcasts with no group. Half of the male population dip, many during school, making taking a dump nearly impossible. There are also a few black people, who take it as their responsibility to be extremely loud and annoying. Overall, the school is nice, except for those goddamn dippers.
Badass #1: I'm prairie doggin it here in Creekview High School, but I can't find a fucking toilet seat that isn't covered in piss or tobacco.
Badass #2: Go to the chorus bathroom, those shithead rednecks haven't discovered it yet.
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Close by to Morrison's. Apparently one of the best schools in Leeds...results wise. Looks like it needs a good knocking down and rebuilding. Full of slags and chavs. Designated smoking area behind the languages block. Teachers are all pathetic wankers or perverts.
Also known for being better than Benton. By miles.
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Warhill High School, located in small town Williamsburg Virginia. Nicknamed Whorehill by the rest of the county for our abundance of hoeish figures and the occasional teen mom. You can find that they offer a large variety of YeeYees who like to juul and dip in the bathrooms. You can also find dick heads around every corner of the school. Bullying there gets 4 stars, could be better. The national landmark there would be the senior stair case, but since that's been conquered by lowerclassmen, I would say the new capital would be the lower level boys bathroom near the language department. (thats where the stall dividers were ripped off so the real fun can begin!) They're trash at sports and prefer to fund towel play in the locker rooms, and I won't be surprised if the white men of Lamestown beat us in a football game. Overal our school doesn't exceed in anything special except for homosexual mannerisms, constant cafeteria fights, and large ego.
Rating 1 1/2 stars
Did you go see the lafayeet game last night?
Yeah, Warhill High School lost terribly.
By how much?
63-0
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Johnston High School in Rhode Island is the worlds shittiest school. All girls care about is attention and looking “hot” for guys. And the guys there are ugly as fuck and all they talk about is fucking sports. Johnston has a shitty football team along with a shitty cheer squad. The auditorium has broken seats and there are almost no working water fountains. There is a faint smell of moldy cheese in the locker rooms. There are unnecessary fights every month and kids Juuling in the bathrooms to look cool. They really arent. The floors are covered in dust and look like they havent been mopped in nearly a decade. Teachers bug out for the stupidest reasons and you get detention for literally anything.
Damn I wish this test was as easy as the girls at Johnston High School.
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The Associate's degree's bastard step child.
Your allegorical left thumb. As in, if you have a high school diploma, you have a left thumb and no one cares, but if you don't have a high school diploma, then everyone asks why the hell you don't have a left thumb.
Ted: I just got my high school diploma!
Ben: Great, now you can get that lawn mowing job!
Ben: Even though I'm making six figures at this engineering job, I actually never got my high school diploma.
Ted: Omg are you serious? How stupid are you that you can't get a high school diploma!
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A learning facility of undereducated teachers and hillbilly students. Although it's located in the woods of Schukill County, many of its facilitators believe it is the prime location of crime which then results in rediculous rules and prison grade uniforms that all students have to abide by. Some of these rules include:
•Only clear plastic backpacks
•No hooded sweatshirts
•No white dress shoe flats
•All footwear may only be one solid color of brown, black, grey, or white. (Shoelaces have to match the dominant color of the shoe.)
•Only natural hair colors
One who attends Tamaqua High is very lucky if they come out sane. The student body mainly consists of emotionally damaged youth, strong racists, and children with little to no religious diversity. If you attend Tamaqua High or Tamaqua Middle School, be prepared to have your creativity and personality crushed by its societal standards.
Josh: "We are at a public reataurant. Why are all those correctional facility students here?"
Olivia: "They aren't from a correctional facility. They are honor students from the public Tamaqua High School on a reward lunch trip. They are just forced to wear those uniforms."
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One of the top schools in the state of Georgia both in sports and academics. It is inhabited mostly by retarded children with obscenely wealthy parents. The students usually have a sense of entitlement, and are usually stupider than the average blade of grass. The Asian (and the occasionally brilliant white) populations are the sole reason the school is ranked so highly. The school is divided up into a number of groups of people. Namely preps, jocks, emo, skater, black, wanna-be black, nerd, and all around idiots. Walton also has one of the highest drug abuse rates in the area, as nearly all non-nerds regularly smoke a whole lot of weed.
The average valedictorian at Walton will have a GPA of around 4.775, while the lower end of the class usually hits around 1.7. The School's valedictorian has been an Asian for many years.
Walton's facilities currently include 176 highly trained staff members, 32 Advanced Placement courses, four tennis courts, two gyms, a recently renovated football field (raider valley) and a baseball field (raider mountain). The school allows seniors to drive to school, though the school is known to have some of the worst parking lot traffic in the area.
Senior: I can't believe it took me an hour to get out of the parking lot yesterday!!!!
Typical student at Walton High School
Parent: I hope you enjoy school today honey. Drive safe in your brand new Bugatti Veyron.
Student: I HATE YOU! I HATE LIFE! I HATE EVERYTHING!
Parent: Okay dear, have fun.
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