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meat hook

To "meat hook" is to lift a person by their genitalia using your bicep. The greater amount of time spent lifted, the more effective the meat hook. The "Serated Meat Hook" is achieved when ones arm is moved from side to side quickly inducing further and greater pain.

Little James pissed me off, so in revenge I Meat Hooked him as punishment. For greater effect I dropped the meat hook action whilst little James was still in the air. Little James preceded to fall on his head-A Meat Hook KO

Other Meat Hook "games" include multiple Meat Hook when one must Meat Hook as many people as possible in a selected time limit. Extra points received for Meat Hooking members of the opposite sex.

by Schaffs June 27, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


hook shot

the Hook Shot is a very difficult procedure! For example when one drops his or her "apparatus" 100 iv inslin syringe on the ground and the tip bends but does not break, Leaving the end of the needle hooked.

Damn homeboy, do you have a new outfit? Yesterday I dropped my BRAND NEW ONE and Iv'e been having to do hook shot's all day!!!! Wow you have: It takes a skilled pro to pull that off!!

by DougieDougless March 29, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hook off

When you have a planned apppointment/date with someone and they cancel. They usually have a lame excuse and it gets them off the hook for the meeting.

I'm going to hook off with Mike next week.

by LKB-BKB November 24, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


captain hook

To have a crooked penis.

Little Joe had to fuck Mallisa to the side because of his captain hook.

by deez nutz in yo mouth March 15, 2007

22๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


hook up

A dealer you mainly rely on.

Yeah dawg hes my main hook-up.

by Korey Herndon June 18, 2004

50๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


hook shot

the Hook Shot is a very difficult procedure!For example when one drops his or her "apparatus" 100 iv inslin syringe on the ground and the tip bends but does not break. So the end of the needle is hooked.

Damn homeboy, do you have a new outfit? because, yesterday I dropped my BRAND NEW ONE and Iv'e been having to do hook shots all day!!!! Wow you have: It takes a skilled pro to pull that off!!

by DougieDougless March 29, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Left Hook

Saying a comeback out of no where, surprising them.

Uncle: why can't you don't it?
Mom: Why don't you get up and work for once?

Uncle: My mom left hook me this morning.

Friend: No way what she say?

by CoastingKidd June 27, 2015

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž