i'm horny

1. The common phrase used when particularly drunk, tired or turned on by certain images.
2. What one says to friends when one needs personal space

3. The phrase women least want to hear from a "friendzoned" guy

ex. I'm horny... and cannot walk a straight line.
3. "I'm horny!" "No, John, I'm not interested- AT ALL."

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i'm in the band

a show on family about a teen who lets three rock stars live in his house if they let him join the band
the band is named iron weasel and the band members are Ash
Derek, Burger and Tripp

guy 1: I miss old shows from family like Even Stevens now i barely watch it and only see shows like i'm in the band

guy 2: what's that???

guy 1: exactly

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I'm hip

An alternative to saying "I'm cool" or "I'm down for that" or even "I agree".

John: Hey dude, wanna go get a burger later?
Michael: Hell yeah dude, I'm hip!

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I'm not listening

I am so attracted to you right at this moment, that I am totally unaware of what you are saying, because all I can think of is kissing you, so let's go.

Kiss me!

Boy "I have to go to the bank, I am rearranging my accounts, then I need to take my car for a tune up, then........."

Adoring girl.......interrupts with "I'm not listening"
she clearly has something else in mind....stop talking

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I'm bored

A subtle way of seeking or suggesting sex, often used online, in chat rooms or online discussion boards.

Examples can often be seen posted by generally heterosexual persons posting on otherwise gay discussion boards. A tip can be posting history or lack thereof.

Often the person will enter a chat with "I'm bored" with no prior history of visiting that location. If chat is engaged, it will be revealed they are actually bi-curious or otherwise seeking NSA connections.

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i'm a tree

when you are in such a deadley moment and you don't know what to do so you say, "i'm a tree"

A little kid comes up to (let's say john (the reatrd johhny condom) is saying sum kind of shit about your mum or arse' or dildos) and so you then just have to say "i'm a tree"

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I'm clean

Another word for I'm good,I'm okay it's like coming off drugs then feeling good

How you doing.
I'm clean

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