Am i right or am i left

An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.

The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.

1+1=3 Aint right, its left.

OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?

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Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

This infamous quote was said by the Director of Los Alamos Laboratory, and Father of Atomic Bomb J. Robert Oppenheimer on July 16, 1945. After they witnessed the detonation of the first nuclear implosion device at the Trinity test in Los Alamos, NM.

Now, I am become death, the destroyer of worlds quote was in reference to the story of Vishnu and Prince Arjuna from the Bhagavad Gita. Herein, Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

Now i am become death, the destroyer of worlds

''Now i am become death, the destroyer of worlds'' Was the infamous quote said by J. Robert Oppenheimer on July 16, 1945, As he witnessed the first detonation of a nuclear weapon, With the location being in new mexico.

jack : now i am become death, the destroyer of worlds
rob : isn't that Oppenheimer's quote?

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Can’t you tell that I am just a troll

I’m just a clever, crafty troll.

Just like you guys hehehe.

Can’t you tell that I am just a troll

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i shitted my pants i am for real

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real

steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real

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help me I am stuck in the coal mines

A common saying among Victorian children.

"help me I am stuck in the coal mines, Jake."

I am the walrus. coo coo kachu.

"I am the Walrus" refers to the joke the Beatles played on everyone. They stopped playing live, only cut studio albums, and made no public appearances, citing the fact that one of them had died, and they left clues in their songs and album covers.

The Walrus is a symbol of death in England. Paul sings that line, to state that he is the one that died.

If you look at the Abbey Road album cover, it shows Paul as the dead one as well. Harrison is in white, in front, representing God. Lennon comes next, in a suit as the priest. Then comes Paul, barefoot, (you were buried without any shoes). Next comes Ringo in jeans, the gravedigger.

"I am the walrus. coo coo kachu.." is really, "I am the Walrus, goo goo g'jube."

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