a person who is ignorant and unskillful with computers, gadgets, i-phones, mobile phones, sat nav's & mp3 players. An i-stooge will also still spend their hard earned fun tickets ($$) on CD's and DVD's , still have a street atlas in their glove box and line up to pay bills at the post office.
"shithouse i didnt get to pay the gas bill on time after i got the money out of the ATM, the line was too long at the post office and it shut before i got served"
"just pay your bills on the internet you fuckin i-stooge!"
Something you say when you have had enough of arguing with someone and you are pushed to the limit where you have to calm yourself down before you spazz out
Your girlfriend is screaming at the top of her lungs about nothing and yours ears have had enough so to keep from choking her you just say...."I Chill" and then you just let her get tired of yelling because you're not responding
Another word for ganja
Healing of the nation, I-shence (Julian Marley)
When you are only mediocre at something and one one gives you more praise then you deserve.
Girl "You are really sweet"
Guy "I try"
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Used by chads and sigma males.
Beta males and virgins aren't allowed to use this word
Virgin Beta Male: bro i forgor ๐
Chad sigma: Bro shut the fuck up i rember
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The word used to describe the erection an individual experiences of whom is constantly bragging about the capabilities of his I-Phone, the applications it possesses and other useless tasks it can carry out.
Kosmo: Dude, will you listen to Luca, he never shuts up talking about his I-Phone.
Kenny: I know man, that guys got a permanant I-Boner.
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If thereโs a yes or no question, people usually say this if they are uncomfortable responding with yes or no. OR, someone says something to them and they feel obligated to agree and donโt want to come off as rude, but donโt actually agree one bit!
Person 1: Isnโt she sooo nice?
Person 2: I guess...
Person 1: youโre like SOOO good at soccer right?
Person 2: I mean I guess
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