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Will spoon anyone. Anytime. For any reason.
Chrissy said she is a spoon whore and I believe it
When I used to play golf with my grandfather and his buddies. One would come back from peeing, and another would say “looks like you spoon legged”. It’s when you drip a little and it visible to others.
Give it an extra shake or two so you don’t spoon leg.
Watching Netflix while eating a gallon of ice cream with your friend trying to get over your failing love life.
hey, can you come over on Friday for a netflix and spoon session?
When someone, who is much larger and of the same sex, uncomfortably or forcibly snuggles up behind someone
She seems so sad and vulnerable crying on her bed, I'm going in for a Hard Spoon.....
When you spoon your boyfriend (or significant other with a penis), and wank them off at the same time, therefore resulting in a "milky spoon".
I gave Dave a milky spoon last night, after he power washed my anus with his tongue.
A small balled up piece of cotton, usually found on a spoon or other device that has been used to inject illegal drugs. The cotton ball is used as a filter after a drug has been cooked in a spoon. It is dropped into the bowl of the spoon to strain the liquid and weed out any chunks of impurities that have not melted. The needle and syringe then extract the liquid through the cotton filter to inject. Leftover balls of cotton are sometimes hoarded by the drug user for later use, or to swallow when desperate for a high.
Amy is at it again, her drawer was filed with spoon ticks again.
The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.
Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.