note to self

Catchphrase used by comic genuis Norm MacDonald in the movie "Dirty Work"

Note To Self: Buy Ass Wart Cream For Giant Wart On My Ass

Note To Self: Germans Love David Hasselhof

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self-ownage

When you do something utterly stupid you aren't even aware of, in a situation where your preferences are very much out of place.

<+Quakeulf> Onderhond: It's an universal rule that CS, trance and bimbo-porn fits together in a holy triangle
<Hamilton> Quake, so? you're friends, my cousin listens to rap and plays CS, me, I listen to R&B
<+Quakeulf> They're all equally as awful
<~Onderhond> Hamilton ...
<+Quakeulf> Self-ownage

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self-respect

Mostly righteousness masked by indignation. Typically used by people to talk down to others about their choices in life, especially by those who need to slam others to feel better about themselves.

Who is she to be hanging out with him? Doesn't she have any self-respect?

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self-owned

when someone gets self-owned means that the reason of ownage aren't the owning guy's abilities/skills/etc. but the owned guy's stupidity/lack of skills or abilities/etc.

basically said, someone gets self-owned because he does something stupid

who owned him isn't extraordinary, but the owned guy himself is worse than others

similar to selfd

table tennis player 1: (trying to hit the incoming ball while actually hitting the table, dropping the bat and screaming)

table tennis player 2: "haha so self-owned"

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self call

Commonplace at Dartmouth College, calling someone out with regards to statements meant to draw quantities of positive attention to oneself.

Cbrandt: blah blah I'm such a sweet dude
Kval: Self call.

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self-injury

people who seek comfort from their life by hurting themselves. NOT EAR PIERCING etc. Can range from picking scabs to slitting wrists without suicidal intent.

to cut oneself

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Self Surgery

When you have some sort of bodily affliction you can fix on your own and you utilize household tools. If you don't have to go to the ER and you can do it on your own.

Personal surgery.

Tools could include using things like butter knives, steak knives, tweezers, scissors, needles, razor blades, finger nails, etc...

I was on a <bender> and ended up with a burn on my leg from when I fell in the bonfire. I have performed self surgery and cut out the burn area with a butter knife; avoiding the perilous emergency room.

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