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Nudes which are sent in the Christmas season. Send nudes to those who you didn’t buy presents for and spread the holiday cheer!
Person 1: “Did you get anything from Melanie this year?”
Person 2: “Yeah bro she sent me some Christmas nudes! Just what i always wanted”
Toilet paper stained green and red as a result of wiping after taking a green-colored shit while on your period.
"Jan! You need to remember to flush the toilet! I found some of your christmas asswipe in the bowl!"
an annoying song related to the holidays that gets stuck in your head against your will.
my version of a popular christmas jingle:
Oh the weather outside is shitty,
and the heat's broke, what a pity,
and I dont see any po po
so smak a Ho smack a Ho smack a Ho!!!
Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.
Maria was pissed the dog was caught in friendly fire when Seth finished the Christmas mule.
When a partner stuffs a female cavity with an aromatic blend of holiday herbs such as cloves, frankincense and mrryh before going down on them.
Meet under the mistletoe and I’ll treat you to a slice of Christmas pie later.
Any person and or pan handler asking for a handout like a bumb, but has to be wearing at least one type of holiday decoration like a santa hat.
The people who wear santa suits and collect change outside grocery stores are christmas bumbs.
This date in time marks any time in December that is nearing the day of Christmas, the 25th.
Hey, Lola. You know what time it is? It's Christmas a' near!