Workin' On Work

Unemployed stoner response to what he accomplished or worked on the entire day while his significant other is out earning rent money.

What are you doing?! Workin' on Work

Engine Work

The kind of bullshit excuse levied by lazy developers at Jagex LTD when they require *Engine Work* to implement a new feature.

Examples
jagex: "'oi guise we're ganna ship group iron man this year!@"
also jagex: "nah mate, can't do nuffin about that, that's engine work!"

redditor: hey jagex its been 1 year what happened to group ironman?
mod ash: engine work
redditor: well, when is it coming?
mod ash: winter 2017

perc work

Having sex with a male that is under the influence of a Percocet.

“Aye bro you fuck Camille yet?” “Hell yea bro I gave her that Perc Work

The Works Package

Oral sex where the recipient, in addition to the basic genital package, also receives a thorough tongue bath of the anal and "taint" regions....because the works package always includes the undercarriage.

I was glad I'd taken the time to shave the southern pass, because Sally gave me a blow job with the works package.

Work the Softy

When you are with a romantic partner and are so drunk you can't get an erection causing you to resort to attempting intercourse with your incomplete chubby.

My girlfriend and I drank a case of beer and tried to have sex. My unit wouldn't get hard so I had to "Work the Softy".

Working leave

An unconventional leave type that denotes the state of being on paid employment leave while actively working voluntarily. Sometimes the work is from home other times it involves working from office as usual. The term was first coined by Bankers from Nigeria's during the Corona virus pandemic when most people had to work remotely and is widely used by working professionals to refer to a not so conventional leave plan

1. Funmi asked Nkenna if he was planning on taking a working leave or a regular vacation as the year was almost over.

2. Amaka decided to take a working leave as she knew she'd have to come to the office once in a while during her leave period

Church Work

Favors for people who dont return favors when needed.(doing other peoples dirty work)

After watchin my homegirls dogs for the weekend i realized it was nuttin but Church Work.
My homie asked me to help wash his ride.He was on the phone while i did his Church Work.