Jaked

Pronounced Jay-kd.
This term generally means abnormally large muscles.

Wow, Hes so jaked. He must be on steriods

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Jake

Jake is annoying little shit that's your friend no matter how annoying he is. He also likes to use gay terms like calling people a Bear even though he is secretly gay. His friends know this, but they really don't care because Jake is their homosexual friend! :D

Guy: Hey Jake

Jake: Hey Bear ;)

Guy 1: ...

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The Jake

N. A Whiny bitch in a group of friends that gets what he considers a girlfriend, but in reality she lives over 1000 miles away and has never seen her in person. And after said "girlfriend" breaks up with him, he whines and cries for days on end till he remembers he only needs his hand so he can at least beat off with it.

Example 1-

Friend 1 : "So how's your ex girlfriend, Jake?"

Jake: "SHUT UP! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!!!"

Friend 2: "Really? You've never even banged her..."

Example 2- Friend

Friend 1: "Is Jake still crying over that girl?"

Friend2: " No he rediscovered his hand."

The Jake: " I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW. I'M TAKING YOU OFF MY FRIENDS LIST ON XBOX LIVE NOW! ASSHOLE!!"

*The Jake runs off and cries. Then beats off.*

Friend1: "Wow. What a shame..."

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jake it

To not revise at all for a test but still, by some miracle, get a good mark.

Friend: Have you revised for the test?

You: Nah, I think I'm just going to jake it.

Friend: Haha good luck then.

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Jake

A super stupid kid who is probably short, loves making super un-funny youtube videos. But is probably dating some super awesome girl who is everything he needed in his life. Jake is super bad at everything so he probably won't go far in this world.

Damn Jake is super retarded.

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jake

The worlds largest dumbass. Usually on the hockey team; Jakes are very prone to bullying other kids. They have no self respect, nor any respect for women. They tend to drive trucks, or Mustangs; obviously to compensate.

If you ever met a Jake, slap him and run for your life... Or steal their hat, they always wear hats.

Guy #1: Yo, you see that Jake over there?
Guy #2: Yeah he's a dick

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jake

A person with above average aptitude for being a tool. This person is typically aware of their own douchieness and will take great pride in their exploits. A term typically used in the prison setting.

"Dude at the yard spent like 20 minutes on the weight deck, what a fucking jake."

"C/O Hall tore my cell up today, he even took my porn, what a jake."

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