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A very sexy guy, who like boys. His little sisters are very bad to him, and they beat him up every day. Poor Jan Håkon :(
National wife beater day. Wear a wife beater
person: tmr is national wife beater day!
person 2: really?!
person: It's where you wear a wife beater
Jan 13
Jan harms is epic and cool gamer that gets all the girls (and boys) and is very hot and sexy and fuckable and also has a wife named Shay Harms, Shay Harms and Jan Harms got married on May 5th 2021.
Jan Harms is 6'0 and is 14 (fuckinf giant)
He has a dog named Willow, women mostly like him because of his dog.
Jan Harms hates China, Germany best country.
Jan Harms hates pugs.
Woman 1: is that Jan Harms??
Woman 2: omg its Jan Harms!!
Woman 3: hwes swo hawt >w<
Broken gym man.
A boy that was in love and got broken so bad that he started working out. A man who works out daily so that he doesn't ever go back to the weak way he was.
Boy 1: Bro are you good?
Boy 2: yes, i am just going Jan-Harm zone thats all, breaking my limits.
A very hot, nice guy from the 1920s. He is being held captive by an evil doctor. He also has a very visually pleasing dumpy. 🔧🔧🔧🏳️ 🌈
Lizard man 1: Why the fuck is that guy sexily bending over to pick up a wrench?
Lizard man 2: because he's Jan Dayman. It's normal for him.
A stinky man from the 1920s. Some say he had a loving sexual relationship with his business partner Pips though he lies. He has daddy diddlers that EVERYONE wants to get a suckle on and constantly yells at his chat but secretly loves them, though again he’ll never be caught dead admitting it.
Lizard Man 1: Yo what’s that smell?
Lizard Man 2: Oh that’s just Jan Dayman, don’t worry about him.