Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.
Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?
Guy 2: No, show me.
Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*
Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.
'wears all the stonies that are in the world. plays hockey very agresively. always talks about hockey and school. Says he is not rich, but he is the richest person on earth. he is very smart. and kind a cute as well.
kees jan is very rich an great in bed.
Hot Polish guy that everyone loves. He bangs so hard that the neighbours across the streat hear it.
I gave Jan Rudnicki a bj.
I saw Jan Rudnicki at the mall and i fell warm inside.
it is a great last name that means that they will stick together forever and anything
A true friend. The best boyfriend you will ever get. Extremely nice yet sometimes a douche. Very caring and sweet, not to forget handsome and tall. He is a very good hugger and is pretty good at fucking. Doesn't really like horror (more like Hates it) and is a sporty lad. Will most of the times be there for you even if you're not there for him. He likes the good stuff kinda music and isn't very artistic. He's rather sweet though. He's a very awesome dude and a great memer
Person 1: "Omg did you see that guy?"
Person 2: "Yes, that's Jan-Dieke, he's awesome"
Person 1: "Duhh"
A Suggs sub slut who loves men
Jan Gunnar is such a Jan Gunnar
He thinks he’s ard and loves sticking his dick in watermelons. He can’t walk past the fruit aisle in tescos without penetrating something.