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Quite obviously the most gorgeous contestant on 'American Idol Season 7.' Jason plays the drums, guitar, and sings. He's known for being the 'one with dreads' on the show.
Jason is Colombian, but was born & raised in Rockwall, Texas. He has also appeared in the MTV reality show 'Cheyenne' & in her music video for 'Hanging On' as her love interest. Jason also once mimiced Ryan Seacrest in the beginning of a show when he said 'this is american idol.' (youtube it to watch)
Me: Have you seen Jason Castro on American Idol??
Her: Yeah, he's wicked talented and lovely tbh.
VOTE FOR JASON CASTRO! AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 7.
:)
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A Baseball Player who played his best years in Oakland on steroids. In 2004 when he was on the Yankees, he testified that he took many steroids, admitting that he was a steroid taking asshole, unlike mark mcgwire and barry bonds who "didn't know" he was taking steroids. Giambi is slowly regaining baseball skills, but he will never be as good as he was while on the juice.
Person: Jason Giambi is a steroid taking asshole
Other Person: At least he admitted he was taking steroids, unlike other assholes
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Everything gorgeous and amazing in the world. Vocie like an angel, face not far off. Amazing soul, beautiful man all round. I met him when I was just a little kid and he was still playing in a bar. He bought my family a round of drinks. Amazing man, even when he was down.
Bf: OMG my girlfriend passed out! I think she might die!
Music lover: Quick, play her "I'll Do Anything"!
Bf: Will you?
Music lover: No, you tard, JASON MRAZ MUSIC!!!!!
Girl comes round within seconds.
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One posseses a Jason Bowl when a staggering amount of weed is packed into a bowl. This is not to be confused with a fat bowl. A Jason Bowl can be defined as such when the bowl can no longer support the amount of weed in it; secifically when the weed continues to spill out without any sudden motion.
Andrew: Dude, are you done packing up that fat bowl?
Jason: Fat bowl? Fuck that. I wanna get blazed; this is gonna be a Jason Bowl.
Andrew: I'm bout to be fucked up.
Jason: Fo sho, then we'll hit up Wendy's for a dank-ass soquid.
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The greatest guitarist that ever lived. He and Marty Friedman started the amazing speed metal band called Cacophony. Somehow Jason got ALS and now he can't shred the fuck out of everyone.
"Jason Becker fucking owns, Marty Friedman is awesome too."
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Not only is anyone named Jason Peng a whimsical ferret's foot, but they are also faggots.
Jason Peng is a fucking retarded whimsical ferret's foot, and only the foot. Jason's a fucking faggot.
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A boy which looks like Harry Potter.
"Look, Harry potter is coming!"
"No, it's just Jason Wyer."
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